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Deep-Seated Feelings of Guilt

Let's face it, laugh riot though 50 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time may be -- and dang it, we are pretty clever -- this book is full of assassinations, disasters, murders and other terrible tragedies. And what are we doing about it? Well, we're doing what most of our colleagues in the media are doing -- capitalizing on the suffering, misfortune and private anguish of our fellow human beings to turn a quick buck, get lots of publicity and score with the chicks. The difference between us and, say, Sam Donaldson, is that we feel sort of bad about it. Hey, our moms raised us pretty good, y'know.

That's why we decided to let you, our friends on the World Wide Web, read some of our book for free. That's right, you can read these chapters and you aren't helping us at all. In fact, you're hurting us -- taking the product of our countless hours of research and writing spent sweating over every word, enduring the agony of carpal tunnel syndrome and spoiling our eyesight -- and you're giving us nothing in return. Squat. Jack. Not a sausage. So go ahead, hurt us. Punish us. We deserve it. We feel a lot better already.

Jonestown: Population Zero

Easter-gate! Did Jesus Survive the Crucifixion and Become a Frenchman?

JFK Assassination: Conspiracy of Confusion

James Shelby Downard: Paranoia Americana

But wait--there's more. In addition to the preceding excerpts from the book version of 50 Greatest Conspiracies, we've written a batch of completely new chapters that you'll find only on the World Wide Web.

Aliens on the Moon!
"That's one small step for... guess what, Buzz! We got company!"

Dead Sea Scrolls Cover-Up
Proving once again that we just can't resist a good Jesus conspiracy

On the Road With the CIA
A global travel guide to overthrown governments. See how your tax dollars help our friendly neighbors overseas

Propagandarama
Watch in amazement as Uncle Sam and Comrade Ivan produce a pitiful plethora of prevarication

Patty, We Hardly Knew Ye
A stroll down memory lane with the Swingin' Seventies favorite femme fatale, Patty "Tania" Hearst

Malodorous Millionaire Vs. Germs, A-Bombs, Dick Nixon
The Howard Hughes Story

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