| Has Granny’s
hearing taken a turn for the worse? What’s that you say? Hello? When it comes to
hearing, this new European patent has taken a lesson from nature. The lesson? Bigger ears
equal better hearing (bE=bH2). |
This patent is so
simple we don’t know why it hasn’t been done before. To use, simply place the
Deer Ears on your head and wiggle your new ears in the direction you would like to hear.
Guaranteed to bring out the beast in you!
P.S. For more absurd patents, don't forget
to visit the absurd archive - click here |
http://totallyabsurd.com/thisweek.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)
