Car Bib - Totally Absurd

	Do you eat your favorite snacks while driving and drop messy morsels all over your shirt and lap? Food is flying all over the place and you're more worried about getting a ketchup stain on your garb than watching the road ahead? Now what? If you were wearing this invention patented in 1989, you could maintain clean clothes and a clean driving record !				The Car Bib was designed for the motorist that eats on the go, catching the chow that misses their mouth. The inventor notes the device can also function as a serving tray for your eats. (Is that before or after the food has fallen from your mouth?) P.S. For more absurd patents, don't forget to visit the absurd archive - click here