Most Current LSwDL Top Ten List

Taken from the Top Ten List Usenet News Group
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This List Copyright WorldWide Pants, 1994

November 1, 1994

TOP TEN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE AVERAGE AMERICA

10. In course of life, will eat own weight in Slim Jims.
9. Has had at least one sexual encounter with a Gabor sister.
8. Can name more Ninja Turtles than Supreme Court Justices.
7. Can't stand them no-good, stinkin' Swedes.
6. Watches 14 hours of television a day, none of it CBS.
5. Thinks Thomas Jefferson was "that funny black guy who was married to Weezie."
4. Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
3. Has been rejected from the Simpson jury three times.
2. Thinks that Ebert could beat the crap out of Siskel.
1. Hates job. Hates spouse. Hates life. Loves Cheetos.

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge

Jeff Hoffmann <jahoffma@bingen.cs.csbsju.edu>