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Seasons Greetings


HO HO HO!!!


Seasons Greetings, Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else Politically Correct I may have left out. It's that special time of year; time be with your loved ones, eat till you're lightheaded, and enjoy the gift of giving.

Here at the North Pole, as usual, we've been swamped with requests from all over the world. Don't worry, kids, we'll be able to handle all the work. Since Mrs. Claus brought that 2000Mhz DEC Alpha AXP (with 64 gigs of RAM, 600 terabytes of storage), we can process everything just fine. We also decided it was time we put this high tech stuff to use by getting on the Internet. . .

Unfortunately, because we live so far North, none of the Internet providers have dedicated connections that can reach us and the weather up here interfers with satellite transmissions. So, to spread good cheer we've chosen special people around the World Wide Web to help us out! Granted, they aren't as good as my Elves, but they're the next best thing.

Happy Holidays from all of us here at Internet Presence & Publishing!


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