HO HO HO!!!
Here at the North Pole, as usual, we've been swamped with requests from all over the world. Don't worry, kids, we'll be able to handle all the work. Since Mrs. Claus brought that 2000Mhz DEC Alpha AXP (with 64 gigs of RAM, 600 terabytes of storage), we can process everything just fine. We also decided it was time we put this high tech stuff to use by getting on the Internet. . .
Unfortunately, because we live so far North, none of the Internet providers have dedicated connections that can reach us and the weather up here interfers with satellite transmissions. So, to spread good cheer we've chosen special people around the World Wide Web to help us out! Granted, they aren't as good as my Elves, but they're the next best thing.
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