This month's most frequent submission:
What do you have when you have 50 government workers and 50 lesbians in the same room?
A hundred people who don't do dick.
What's the difference between ex-cons and congressmen?
Every now and then ex-cons pass a few good bills.
Illustrations by LeRoy Neiman
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