The WWW Chat Server FAQ

You have stumbled across the finest in WWW online chats (or at least I like to think you have)!

If you came here from an active session, use the "back" button on your browser to return to the conversation!!!

The WWW Chat Server is a place where folks from all around the world can join in reasonably intelligent conversation using only their FORM capable browser. Some of the MANY questions I receive are now answered in the FAQ below:

WWW Chat FAQ

  1. How do I work this thing?
  2. How can I get messages that I already viewed?
  3. How come my computer gets deathly slow after I've been chatting for a while?
  4. How come the server told me I don't have a FORM capable browser?
  5. Someone is being rude...what can I do about it?
  6. Why don't you add more forums or more slots in the forums?
  7. Can I send public and private messages at the same time?
  8. Does HTML work within messages?

Q: How do I work this thing?
A: You only have one thing to remember to stay live in the forum: keep hitting the "Chat" button or the "Get New Messages" link. You will time out of the forum from inactivity if you don't. The new messages will appear under the heading "New Message" on the next page.

Public messages

Once you feel confident enough to say something to the others in the forum, type your message in the top input box and hit one of the "Chat" buttons to send the message. Your message will appear in either the next page or the page after that, but all messages are displayed in the order they are received.

Private messages

At some time you may receive a private message (to youself only). You can respond by clicking on the name of the user who sent it in the list next to the bottom text box, and type your message there. You have now mastered the art of chatting.

Other features

You can also see a list of everyone in the current forum by clicking on the "Who's Who Here" link, or a list of everyone on the server with "Who's Who Everywhere."


Q: How can I get messages that I already viewed?
A: The server can't do this for you -- you have to use your browser's "back" button to go back to old pages with messages you already received. Be careful not to submit messages you have already typed, though.


Q: How come my computer gets deathly slow after I've been chatting for a while?
A: You are probably using Netscape, which likes to cache anything and everything it gets in memory or on disk. After a while, this can really eat up resources (especially in Windows) with all the new pages. You can fix this by either quitting Netscape periodically (probably not what you want to do) or clearing your history list by continuing your chat on a previous chat page. First, pull down your history list, and select the lowest chat page you can find. You should go any farther than the "Added to Forum" page. If you are on a chat page, click on "Get New Messages" or if you are on the "Added to Forum" page, click on "Enter xyz Forum." Your history list will be cleared up to that point.


Q: How come the server told me I don't have a FORM capable browser?
A: Because you either don't have a form capable browser (you really need to upgrade) or you cancelled the transfer of a chat page before it was done. ALL of the data in the chat page is important to when you next submit a message.


Q: Someone is being rude...what can I do about it?
A: There's not much you can do about it, but you'll probably make it worse if you try to flame them for being rude. Just ignore them and they'll leave from boredom, hopefully. I personally don't care for rude behavior, and I like to see a good intelligent and/or humorous conversation every once in a while!


Q: Why don't you add more forums or more slots in the forums?
A: As much as I would LOVE to do this, the machine that the server runs on is used for climate modeling almost 24 hours a day. I would probably receive a bad word from my boss if things ever got out of hand. Just be glad the BPRC provides this computer for public use in the first place!


Q: Can I send public and private messages at the same time?
A: Yes. Anything you type into either of the text boxes will be submitted when you press "Chat."


Q: Does HTML work within messages?
A: Yes, but only certain tags. Every thing but boldface (<B>text</B>), italics (<I>text</I>), anchors (<A HREF="[unarchived-link]">text</A>), and line breaks (<BR>) have been filtered out. Don't even try to use BLINK or H1 tags -- they won't work. Don't try to put huge inline images in either. Trust me, the forum is a better place without all that. Please don't forget to CLOSE your HTML tags if you choose to use them!!


If there are any other questions you might have, mail me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Enjoy the service, but don't abuse it!

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Doug Stevenson: doug+@osu.edu