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With El Nino
causing floods around the world, we thought this invention would be apropos. We’ve
all seen the television footage of cars up to their headlights in muddy flood waters.
Vehicles are often abandoned because waters rise quickly and become too deep to drive
safely. What we don’t see is the ravage a flood causes to a car once the waters
recede. The engine and interior are full of gritty, gooey mud that clings to everything.
Usually the motor is ruined and the vehicle is declared a complete loss. If you want to avoid the heartache of loosing your
vehicle when the next flash flood comes along, be sure to always carry a Flood Bag
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This giant
plastic bag is the ultimate in vehicle flood protection and it’s so simple to use.
The interior of the bag has markings to guide you as you drive your car into it. Exit the
vehicle and pull the sides of the bag up over your car. Next, pull the draw-string
tightly, closing the orifice. The key here is to make sure you leave an opening large
enough to allow air to escape as the flood waters ensue. Otherwise trapped air will fill
the bag and your car will float off into the sunset.
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