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http://www.madmartian.com/shopmuse.htm (Internet on a CD, 07/1998)

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Music for Mortuaries!™

"Music for Mortuaries" Volume One is a collection of lyrics of morbid parodies written by Mike Shkolnik. For a measly $4 (includes shipping!) you get printed lyrics to 10 parodies including "Embalming is So Fine", "Meter Maids Must Die", and eight others.

Legal stuff: These lyrics are provided for personal entertainment only. The purchase of these printed lyrics does not include any rights to the material. Recording or performance rights must be obtained from Mike Shkolnik. In addition, you would most likely need permision from whoever owns the rights to the original songs. Send mail if interested in recording or performance rights.

Send mail for ordering instructions or questions