What the heck does a "Technical Support Programmer" do?

Lots of things, including :

Sometimes it can get a bit exhasperating when talking a user thru fixing their terminal, modem, printer, or whatever. I've even had one person who couldn't find their spacebar (I'm not kidding).

I try not to let it get to me, and just get the job done. Later I either hang out in alt.sysadmin.recovery or maybe re-read the Bastard Operator from Hell stories and know that I'm not alone. :-)