Surf's
Up! Welcome to the first episode of surfing with the Stones,
you chance to trip across the cyberspace sombrero in the company
of the greatest rock'n'roll band in the world. Please be warned,
some links are faster than others. If you have fast connection,
and are using Mosaic, you can download a killer live version
"Sympathy For the Devil" here
(a 3.7MB .au file). Otherwise, simply put the track on repeat. For best
effect, we advise a volume loud enough to make Beelzebub's hear
spin.I've been around for many a long year, sold many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate, washed his hands and sealed his fate
I stuck around St. Petersburg,
when I saw it was time for a change
I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought
for 10 decades for the gods they made
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints 
Pleased to meet
you, hope you guess my name
Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank when the Blitzkrieg
raged and the bodies stank Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" when after all, it
as you and me
Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
I laid traps for troubadours, who got killed before they reached
Bombay
Pleased to meet
you, hope you guess my name
Just as heads is tails, call me lucifer, cos
I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and
some taste
Use all your well learnt politics, or I'll lay your soul to
waste
