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"Ways to Speed Up the O.J. Trial"

As presented on the 6/22/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Every time a lawyer objects, F. Lee Bailey must remove an article of clothing
9. Forget the jury and just settle the damn thing with a "Hard Copy" Viewers' Poll
8. Cut week-long "going away" parties for dismissed jurors
7. Put Judge Ito in a Batman suit, sit back, and watch my man Lance do some justice!
6. Leave the glove-modeling to Cindy Freakin' Crawford
5. Bring in Wapner--that dude can handle two whole cases in half an hour!
4. Limit prosecution to one massive screw-up per day
3. Threaten jury by saying, "If you don't come up with a verdict soon, we're gonna send you on a Carnival Cruise"
2. Submit into evidence a photo of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie doin' it
1. Eliminate happy hour

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